Oxfordism

Stupid phrases or quotes said by everyday people. Influenced by the famous dumb quotes of Mr. G.W. Bush, that came to be known as bushisms, the only requirements for an oxfordism are:
1) it has to be funny.
2) it has to be stupid in nature.
3) it has to never have been said before.

The word Oxfordism gives credit to the University of Oxford (the oldest English speaking university) mixed with famous Bushisms stated above.

Eric: "I'm a liberal! i stand for liberty!"
Tim: "Are you serious right now? wow, that was quite an oxfordism there, Eric."

Oxfordism by blizard29 April 22, 2009

oxfordising 

The process of a being transforming into a resident of oxford. Changes include a higher pitched posher voice, smarter fancy clothes and the excessive urge to read books.

A) What happened to Jimmy? He's become so posh.

B) Hes been oxfordising

oxfordising by dictionnn October 22, 2009

West Oxfordshire'd

When someone with a small amount of power uses it in an unhelpful or petty way and everyone hears about it. From Clarkson’s Farm season 2.

I know I was petty to reject Dave’s annual leave request, but I didn’t think I’d West Oxfordshire'd it.

West Oxfordshire'd by Rolled Rick March 30, 2023

Boxers and Oxfords 

A theme for a high school dance where the only thing people wear is boxers and an oxford or collared shirt.

Tonight's dance theme is "Boxers and Oxfords"

Boxers and Oxfords by enriquenelson October 4, 2010

Oxfordite

Of and/or living in Oxford
Redneck with little or no education

They are stupid rednecks, they must be oxfordites

Oxfordite by Matt April 29, 2004

Oxforditis 

The illness that inflicts many of the Oxford College of Emory University's graduating sophomores. Symptoms include procrastination, irritability, slowness, and fatigue.

Oxforditis is Oxford College of Emory University's version of senioritis for graduating sophomores.

Oxforditis by Taythomyo April 21, 2013

oxfordshire backflip

when you fuck a man in his ass while he fucks a woman in her ass while she commits a war crime against Croatian civilians

Jack: Isaac, remember party that Landon, Owen, and Valery hosted on Easter?
Isaac: Me, Ed, and Natalie had an oxfordshire backflip.

oxfordshire backflip by LCD Machine October 13, 2023