Ownions

An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.

Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?

Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....

Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?

by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Ownion rings

Traditionally eaten with Rape Sauce.

12 year old kid that killed you in Halo: Ya biznitch, you want some rape sauce with those ownion rings?

by funroe 42 November 29, 2009