Ownions 

An abstract vittle frequently served by one individual during a ghastly period of superlative ownage.

Jasper: What the hell!? I cant even do anything!?

Milton: Shut up bitch and munch on those Ownions....

Jasper: whaaaaaaaaaa?

Ownions by Fritz A. Wollner September 28, 2005

Snazzy Onions 

Something good or amazing.
A good alternative to use instead "cool beans" or the like

Bri "did you catch that episode of game of thrones last night"
Matt "yes it was totally snazzy onions"

"that new song is snazzy onions"

Dad "What did you think of dinner tonight"
Me "snazzy onions"

Snazzy Onions by kiwi_in_melb April 3, 2019

Frosted onions 

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.

When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.

Frosted onions by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016

everything but the onions!

The natural response when an individual is asked if they have everything.

Mary: "Have you got everything?"
Tom: "Everything but the onions!"

everything but the onions! by green923jade April 26, 2017

cutting onions 

A term used to hide the fact that you are actually crying due to being moved emotionally by implying that you are crying because someone must be cutting onions.

When Jack saw the video of the lost dog being reunited with its owner he began to tear up and exclaimed, "Who's cutting onions!"

cutting onions by TheRealDealToo January 14, 2016

bag of onions 

a way to describe someone with extremely offensive body odor

Dave must have been out drinking last night, because when he started to sweat he smelled like a bag of onions.

bag of onions by MStrike32 February 10, 2007

ninjas cutting onions 

A slang term for crying while observing something tearjerking, such as a sad film scene. This refers to both a ninja's alleged stealth abilities, and the irritation of the eyes by the fluids in an onion.

I was watching The Notebook yesterday. Damn ninjas cutting onions the whole time..

ninjas cutting onions by Intelligence001 December 17, 2016