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owl's head 

To give a blowjob with big googly eyes.
Sheila gave the Congressman Owl's Head in the wine bar's bathroom, and he got off, looking down at her big, googly eyes.
owl's head by The Grimm Reaper January 25, 2014

Owl's Grief 

The naturalization intelligent people feel
against other people;

and not just one of intelligence but

But of Emotion ...

This loneliness and exhalation
That comes from seeing

The trees for the Forest

The sprite of being kept up
in some hobby some activity
that has true virgility

Similar to the The Crying of the Wolf

the lone Hawk ...
The term is rarely used as an acedote

For people who feel a great depth
among themselves

But not among others
"Is the vastness of our own content

Excuse for the Fact we shouldn't be upset

Over our own grief?"

"What you are you are Talking about my young Pundint is Owl's grief

I do not care for Owl's grief ...
The vastness of our own content

is the work we had done to fool the death
My advice is to work not only as an observer
but as also an engagement ... "
Owl's Grief by Father_Dandy February 12, 2019

Owl's Foot 

A measure of short time or distance.
I'll fly in on Saturday for the party then catch the a plane the next morning. You won't even know dawg, I'll be gone in an owl's foot.
Owl's Foot by p-tank June 14, 2021

The Owl’s Nest 

Ancient technique to find a comfortable
place to sleep when you have none. It
consists of flirting with a lady, not to get in
bed with her, but rather to sleep in her
bed. You fuck the owl to sleep in the nest.
"Man, I am not sleeping on your couch
tonight."
"Well then The Owl’s Nest is your best
option"
The Owl’s Nest by The nester September 1, 2022

Touch the owl's head

Thumbing a semi into a hairy bush.
Brad was so drunk he had to touch the owl's head with the 70's disco dancer.

owl slide 

dil howlter's roof in dan and phil's sims 4 series
look it's an owl slide! it's just like dil's house!
owl slide by idkwhatiam September 17, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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