10 definitions by The Grimm Reaper

The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
by The Grimm Reaper July 22, 2018
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When a cheating baseball pitcher ejaculates on your chest.
Michael Pineda may have blown the save, but his girlfriend didn't complain when he gave her a pine tar necklace.
by The Grimm Reaper April 29, 2014
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A three-way with a couple of vegetarians and/or vegans. Or, any sex act involving a person with the nickname "Tofu."
Bart had a hot and steamy Tofu Scramble when his girlfriend Chrissy invited her friend Persephone into their bed after an intimate vegetarian gathering.

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When Tofu hooked up with Lucy, she had her first experience with a Tofu Scramble and totally needed to change her sheets.
by The Grimm Reaper April 25, 2018
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Going for a beer run while simultaneously on a zoom call
Erik went on a zoombeerun to a nearby bottle shop while fielding a barrage of suggestions for craft beer from the other aficionados on his zoom call. In accordance with local laws, everyone was wearing pants.
by The Grimm Reaper December 30, 2021
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The phenomenon that occurs when someone drops a smelly fart during a hot shower.
My wife always complains when I fart in the shower because she says I turn the bathroom into a Staten Island Sauna.
by The Grimm Reaper February 13, 2015
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A sexual act, preferably unique to Utah (see "soaking") that occurs in a brief moment while passing through Salt Lake City.
Captain Beerhound, a airline pilot, had a brief, unsatisfying hook-up with a flight attendant in the Delta Sky Club during a Salt Lake City Layover. He later learned that what he had experienced was"soaking," a custom quite popular among some religious folk in Ski City, USA.
by The Grimm Reaper December 20, 2020
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Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
That party was full of slutty chicks, rocking their chlamydia shorts and spray-tans.
by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014
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