Thumbing

To thumb yourself - to thumb or stick your thumb or finger into ones anus.
Man - "Tom what are you doing?"
Tom - "I'm thumbing myself, it feels very nice."
by Plice December 31, 2011
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The act of getting kicked out of a gentleman's club by inserting thumb in exotic dancer's anus.
Jimmy got us kicked out because he was thumbing Passion!
by Jerry Lar July 15, 2010
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A dangerous but really fun method of getting high. Also called "The Fainting Game" or the "Thumb Blow" doing the following can give you an intense high for about 5 seconds.

1. Sit in the squatting position.

2. Breathe in and out heavily for 20-30 seconds.

3. Stand up quickly.

4. Blow on your thumb as hard as you can.

When you thumb, you hear voices, see crazy visions, and lots more. It feels like you're traveling through time. When you're high, it seems like all of it happens in a few minutes, maybe longer. But in reality it only lasts a few seconds. You tend you shake and move back and forward in jerking motions, but it's just in your head. The feeling is pretty much indescribable, and it's better than weed.

Sometimes, you could even pass out. When you pass out, you only pass out for a few seconds but you have INTENSE and crazy dreams about a lot of things. When you wake up, you'll be really disoriented and you'll feel extremely awesome but fucked up. After you thumb, you sort of forget what happened when you were high, like, what you saw.

The feeling you get when you thumb is amazing and intense, but only do it a few times. If you do it too much, you could get bad brain damage, or even die. When you thumb, have a friend with you just in case something really bad happens. Don't be too scared though, it's really fun and fucked up.
My friend Zach thumbed in my living room the other day. He passed out, fell backwards and knocked over my goddamn computer and a bunch of other shit. I couldn't stop laughing. Thumbing is crazy.
by DJmidnyt August 27, 2010
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Where you caress objects new to you with your thumb to evaluate the roughness of the surface.
Joe was thumbing metal to feel the roughness of it .
by Nimbemagee May 08, 2018
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Punishing your significant other by inserting your thumb in her ass without warning. A technique that is crude, but effective. See also, ad hoc.
Thumbing--She wouldn't get ready to leave, so I thumbed her so she would get out the door.
by Bleeding Blue January 16, 2009
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To stick ones thumb inside one another, one can thumb someone else of thumb themselves
Tim: good sid what are thou doing to me
Bill: why I'm thumbing you kind sir, it's a hip new way of communication
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Getting a blow job whilst having a thumb up you’re bum
His girlfriend got on hers knees and performed oral sex on him whilst putting her thumb up his bum, she called it thumbing
by Stush69 December 09, 2019
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