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Get the Obitutainment mug.People who come into a bar for the sole reason that have nowhere else to go and are basically waiting to die. Ususally these people have no lives, jobs or friends and rely people who are not aware of what social leeches they are and accidentally engage them in conversation.
New guy just sat down next to that walking obituary who is actually knitting at the end of the bar and won't shut up about her 12 dead husbands and having to put her cat down.
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Today in the obituaries, James Smith passed away suddenly in a motorcycle accident.
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Type James Smith in Face Book search and find that James Smith and you are officially an Obituary Tourist.
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Get the Obituary Tourist mug.Omituary - (ō-, -ˈmi-chə-rē) {considered vulgar} A vile attempt by a wicked parent or step parent to erase the existence of an unwanted family member.
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Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
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