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An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.
I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.
Oystered by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019
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To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.
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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."
Oystered by ClepClep November 7, 2018

double oystered 

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
double oystered by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
I was in a conversation about a story and someone asked whether to be flattered or offended. I created ottered.
Person1 - "Did you hear what that story said? "
Person2 -"Yes, I did. Are you flattered or offended?"
Person1 - "I'm feeling rather ottered."
Ottered by FansGoPop January 30, 2020
Ottered, the word for when you both want to be flattered and offended.
"I'm flattered, but offended. . . What's the word again"
"You mean Ottered, right?"
"Yes! Thank you."
Ottered by FansGoPop January 30, 2020
roblox creator of tower battles battlefront

he is not real and came from inside the simulation in area 51 and must be recontained oh god oh no no no no no no please
osterdog please stop i dont want to di-
osterdog by anonymous December 14, 2020