Ostered

When you're snaked by someone close to you

Der Führer was Ostered by the snake himself Hans Oster

by Goldingott April 22, 2018

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

Oystered

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

by ClepClep November 7, 2018

double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink

I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.

by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023

Ottered

I was in a conversation about a story and someone asked whether to be flattered or offended. I created ottered.

Person1 - "Did you hear what that story said? "
Person2 -"Yes, I did. Are you flattered or offended?"
Person1 - "I'm feeling rather ottered."

by FansGoPop January 30, 2020

Ottered

Ottered, the word for when you both want to be flattered and offended.

"I'm flattered, but offended. . . What's the word again"
"You mean Ottered, right?"
"Yes! Thank you."

by FansGoPop January 30, 2020

osterdog

roblox creator of tower battles battlefront

he is not real and came from inside the simulation in area 51 and must be recontained oh god oh no no no no no no please

osterdog please stop i dont want to di-

by anonymous December 14, 2020