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Ohannes comes from armenian roots

1: A smart, intelligent, skilled athlete,that can have any woman he desires, with a perfectly physique. In other words, a way to describe a perfect male
guy 1: wow did you see that guy at the gym he had a perfect six, pack was killing us all in soccer and he was smart enough to do algorithm at the same time.

guy 2: yea, that right their is what you call a Ohannes. except he's missing the girl

girl: ima go fuck that guys brains out

guy 2: never mind their she is

guy 1: i wish i was a Ohannes
Ohannes by ancientFA5 November 10, 2011
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Osanne • Ohannes • osann • osanna • Osianne • Oannes • Oanned • ohannessian • oshanne • oSinner
A girl who has bright galaxy colored eyes and blondish hair. Very sweet and kind and plays sports. You would fall in love with her so fast because of her amazing personality. Get her before someone claims her as their own.
Hey OSanna
Hey babe/.
osanna by V_Kay August 21, 2016
The name of my badass fish that will take on anyone and anything that comes near HIS bowl. He also happens to be named after the Chaldean Sea god of art and science.
Dude, that fish is totally Oannes
Oannes by Solreina37 December 17, 2009
She is truly a good person, if you didn't think people like that existed, she will give you genuine faith in the world. Happy as she is, she has her dark side that she only shares with people who she cares deeply for. Her eyes are usually very unique. She is loved by all who meets her, though she is not popular. Her bubbly personality and her joie-de-vivre always puts a smile on your face. She is honest and caring and can always make anyone laugh. Quirky and cute in the -aww cute puppy- kind of way, if she is in your life, do everything to keep her in you life.
Ex.: That person is so cheerful and awesome and happy, must be an Osianne.
osianne by Ravvven65 October 1, 2018
She is truly a good person. Some think good people don't exist, but she will give you genuine faith in the world. Her light and peppy spirit always puts a smile on your face. She may hide dark secrets sometimes, you would only know if you are important to her. She is loved by all even if she's not the most popular. She is joyful and you can always count on her to make you laugh. If you have her in your life, make sure to keep her because you never know when you could lose her. She is also honest and loving. She is one of the best humans ever.
Ex.: That person seems like a great and truly happy person, must be an Osianne.
Osianne by Ravvven65 October 1, 2018
A man that is intelligent, athletic, has a perfect physique, can get any girl he wants and has a shrimp.
I wish I was an Ohanne.
Ohanne by TheHandle684 August 6, 2020
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