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Ohannes comes from armenian roots

1: A smart, intelligent, skilled athlete,that can have any woman he desires, with a perfectly physique. In other words, a way to describe a perfect male
guy 1: wow did you see that guy at the gym he had a perfect six, pack was killing us all in soccer and he was smart enough to do algorithm at the same time.

guy 2: yea, that right their is what you call a Ohannes. except he's missing the girl

girl: ima go fuck that guys brains out

guy 2: never mind their she is

guy 1: i wish i was a Ohannes
Ohannes by ancientFA5 November 10, 2011
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The name of my badass fish that will take on anyone and anything that comes near HIS bowl. He also happens to be named after the Chaldean Sea god of art and science.
Dude, that fish is totally Oannes
Oannes by Solreina37 December 17, 2009
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A man that is intelligent, athletic, has a perfect physique, can get any girl he wants and has a shrimp.
I wish I was an Ohanne.
Ohanne by TheHandle684 August 6, 2020
The gayest of all gay bitches
Bro are you an ohanne

Nah bro just a simp
ohanne by Janky wit no brims April 26, 2020

ohannessian

Ohannessians are amazing people.
ohannessian by Stupid skyla March 26, 2021