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Ohannes comes from armenian roots

1: A smart, intelligent, skilled athlete,that can have any woman he desires, with a perfectly physique. In other words, a way to describe a perfect male
guy 1: wow did you see that guy at the gym he had a perfect six, pack was killing us all in soccer and he was smart enough to do algorithm at the same time.

guy 2: yea, that right their is what you call a Ohannes. except he's missing the girl

girl: ima go fuck that guys brains out

guy 2: never mind their she is

guy 1: i wish i was a Ohannes
Ohannes by ancientFA5 November 10, 2011
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Onnesty , she is the craziest person ever to be met. She’s lots of fun and pretty , she can come off crazy but is actually really genuine . She’s very considerate and cares about everything.
Onnesty Never gives up on what’ she wants most.
onnesty by kitky2.2 May 19, 2018

onnestee 

SHE IS THE MOST UGLYEST PRESON ON EARTH
Ew you see that girl she such a onnestee
onnestee by Mairea May 22, 2017
Gullible, simple minded, easily tricked, yokel, susceptible to conspiarcy theories
John got totally Oanned by the fake reporting on Newmax last night! He thinks Trump won the 2020 election! what a sucker!
Oanned by cuffcuff November 25, 2020

ohannessian

Ohannessians are amazing people.
ohannessian by Stupid skyla March 26, 2021
The most interesting girl I've ever met. She is kreative and very passionette. She brings everybody to laugh and tries to make other people happy. She is always there for a friend in need and helps them out. But it's difficult for her to open up herself to other persons, but ones you know her really well , she will tell everything to you. So you really want her as a firend !! And she is also very open for new hobbies in her life, but she loves to dance and sing.
Onnesha was the warmest, funniest and nicest girl ever.
Onnesha by unesco_electrico November 21, 2021
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