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She's a very cold person but she's also kind to those people who are nice to her. She doesn't need anyone because she's strong enough on her own.
Orteza is the most unbothered and cool person I've ever met.
Orteza by jdkajheiowakasnw December 29, 2022
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The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023
A Ortela is a gorgeous woman ruled by venus.
She is sensual, playful and very sweet.
Usually has big brown eyes, olive skin color, luxurious hair and a Mediterranean curvy body.
She is a lover of dance and homemade foods.
My wife is a Ortela.
Ortela by Rivalme January 4, 2022
A weird social boy who tries to associate other people and known for giving close friends title he is bold keeps things💯wit people works hard for what he wants never gives up hates fake people creates his own style and always keeps his head up
I wish I was a good friend like ortez is and always is
Ortez by Lilkingort March 30, 2018

Jenna Ortega

The prettiest, most flawless female to exist on planet Earth.
'Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful actress Ive ever seen.'
Jenna Ortega by bendoverbbg April 17, 2023
Ortez is a great boyfriend great in bed and a great kisser and if u feel sad he will always find a way to my u feel better he is loving good looking and sometimes annoying or irritating but is always there for you
(Girl 1) I wish Ortez was my boyfriend
(Girl 2) Don't we all he's all ways there for u when u need him
Ortez by Tiffanybitch July 21, 2018

Manny Ortez 

According to Senator John Kerry, a key player on the 2004 Boston Red Sox, and Senator Kerry's favorite player. Upon further research, no such player was found to exist.

It has been suggested by friends of mine that Manny Ortez is simply the brainchild of Senator Kerry, and that he does not acually possess knowledge of the team hidden from the public.
John Kerry's favorite:

Red Sox player: Manny Ortez
President: George Jefferson
Appostle: Ringo
Football Team: The Temptations
Member of the Partridge Family: Marcia Brady
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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