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The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.
I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!
The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023
Related Words
Ortela ortega ornela orela Oreland orelay orelay pues ormela orsela Ortega'd
An Ornela is a person that is perfect in every single way
shes an ornela
ornela by ur biffler August 24, 2008

Jenna Ortega

The prettiest, most flawless female to exist on planet Earth.
'Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful actress Ive ever seen.'
Jenna Ortega by bendoverbbg April 17, 2023
A small town outside of Philadelphia. It is a part of Springfield Township.

When talking about it to someone from far away, they always either have never heard of it or know someone that lives there that probably knows you.
Person that lives in Oreland: Yeah, i live in Oreland.

Other Person: never heard of it.

Person that lives in Oreland: well its near Fort Washington...

-or-

Person that lives in Oreland: Yeah, i live in Oreland.

Other person: Oh really, my second cousin lives there. His name is Bob Smith.

Person that lives in oreland: OMG his daughter was in the kindergarten class that i teach!

*the two end up having an insanely long conversation like old friends even though they just met*
Oreland by oreland November 14, 2009
noun:

One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Dino: "Damn, that guy sure is proud!"

Ben: "Dude, that guy is an Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
Ortega by syndicate48 September 27, 2011

Jenna Ortega

Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect
Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?

Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?

Person 1: Of course
Jenna Ortega by Angry_Salad February 1, 2023