Ortela

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A Ortela is a gorgeous woman ruled by venus.
She is sensual, playful and very sweet.
Usually has big brown eyes, olive skin color, luxurious hair and a Mediterranean curvy body.
She is a lover of dance and homemade foods.

My wife is a Ortela.

Ortela by Rivalme January 4, 2022

Words you can keep

The Brad Ortega

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.

I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!

The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

Related Words

Ortela • ortega • ornela • orela • Oreland • orelay • orelay pues • ormela • orsela • Ortega'd

ornela

An Ornela is a person that is perfect in every single way

shes an ornela

ornela by ur biffler August 24, 2008

Jenna Ortega

The prettiest, most flawless female to exist on planet Earth.

'Jenna Ortega is the most beautiful actress Ive ever seen.'

Jenna Ortega by bendoverbbg April 17, 2023

Oreland

A small town outside of Philadelphia. It is a part of Springfield Township.

When talking about it to someone from far away, they always either have never heard of it or know someone that lives there that probably knows you.

Person that lives in Oreland: Yeah, i live in Oreland.

Other Person: never heard of it.

Person that lives in Oreland: well its near Fort Washington...

-or-

Person that lives in Oreland: Yeah, i live in Oreland.

Other person: Oh really, my second cousin lives there. His name is Bob Smith.

Person that lives in oreland: OMG his daughter was in the kindergarten class that i teach!

*the two end up having an insanely long conversation like old friends even though they just met*

Oreland by oreland November 14, 2009

Ortega

noun:

One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.

Dino: "Damn, that guy sure is proud!"

Ben: "Dude, that guy is an Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."

Ortega by syndicate48 September 27, 2011

Jenna Ortega

Jenna Ortega is honestly the most beautiful amazing drop dead gorgeous brilliant dazzling bewildering, appealing, delightful, elegant human to walk the planet inside and out she is just terrifyingly perfect

Person 1: Did you hear that Crumbo got married?

Person 2: Was it that "Jenna Ortega" girl?

Person 1: Of course

Jenna Ortega by Angry_Salad February 1, 2023

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026