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Orangutans smush

A person stroking a womans vagina with gloves and mushing the cum inside like a banana
She did not expect a Orangutans smush in her vagina!

3 Orangutans 1 Blender 

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.
I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.

Showering Orangutans 

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.
Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

Orange Haired Orangutan

Donald Trump. Coined by Pastor Manning of the ATLAH Missionary Church in Harlem
THAT ORANGE HAIRED ORANGUTAN IS CRAZY!!

Orangatangabangin 

A fun way to say you are doing well or express when something is good, awesome, etc...
A: Hey! How you doing man?
B: Orangatangabangin! How about you?

A: Yo that movie was actually pretty good!
B: Yuh it was orangatangabangin bro!

Orangutanging 

Verb - Orangutanging

Where a female simultaneously masturbates two men whilst on her knees, shaking her arms at head level and thus resembling an Orangutang.
Rich - "Check out this skin flick. That hoe be pulling those dicks like a crazy milk maid"

Ged - "Damn, she be orangutanging them like a true spunk monkey"
Orangutanging by Ged 2071 August 26, 2014