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Orangutang 

An Irish person, due to their similar hair color (orange). Especially insulting in Northern Ireland since orange is the color of loyalists.
Ape names are usually reserved for niggers, but the Irish have been called the niggers of Europe. They are closest to white orangutangs!
Orangutang by Celt September 7, 2004

Orangutang 

I'll bet you an Orangutang
Orangutang by Smacky G September 17, 2005

orangutang 

where you dont whipe all that well and you get a red ass like an orangutangs butt
i have orangutang after i took that huge oilie
orangutang by madman13 May 22, 2006

orangutang bang

An "orangutang bang" is polyamorous sexual activity undertaken by a individual caucasian female and a troupe consisting of three or more negro males.
So from my room I heard someone say, "Put that big thing in my mouth". I then walked to the kitchen where I found my roommate and several of his friends along with a redhead from the swimming team ensconced. In general terms they were engaged in what could be described as a gangbang. I was invited to join however, I turned down the invitation. Later my friends termed what was occur to be not a "gangbang", but an "orangutang bang".
orangutang bang by Darker September 12, 2010

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
orangutang bagel bang by Dylan April 13, 2005

Orangutang Dookie Hang

when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.
Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"