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A platform that helps talented remote engineers and developers find freelance opportunities at startups based in the U.S. funded by Silicon Valley and the Fortune Global 500 companies on a contractual basis via Optymize's wide-ranging professional network.

The group of Elite developers receives endless perks such as best guaranteed pays in U.S. dollars, wages on an hourly basis, freelance part-time & full-time options, remote working opportunities, chance to network & connect with top global companies!
Optymize has helped me find a remote developer opportunity with a top Global company on a freelance basis.
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Optimized weekday after-work game plan 

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
Deleting random crap so something goes faster.
Ima optimize my map - damn r_speeds mean sucky sucky FPS in the ol' HL engine. Fo shizzle.
optimize by Toolplusplus January 3, 2005

pc optimizer pro 

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.
Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

What the fuck is that Optimized 

1. A horrific creation that seems to come from the Neo-Paliolitic era, or just a fucking ugly entity. Usually a fat bitch named Natalie that sits across from you at lunch.

2. The upgrade of What the fuck is that.
We can build it faster, stronger, better. We have the technology to create What the Fuck is That Optimized.
This is characteristically known as the act of masturbating, in full sprint, in a public park or recreation area. To fully complete this act an innocent bystander must be showered with jizz as you climax in their general direction. Customarily, this constitutes a $20 fine.
"Dontrell, did you really just optimize that baby five minutes ago?" asked Tyrone. "Hell yeah," replied Dontrell, "and I'd do it again."
Optimize by Joey Orgler 2 December 28, 2007
Current of "Optimization" - to take something complicated apart, planning to make it better, usually making it worse.
I wouldn't optimize a computer unless I know what I am doing or if I don't want to use the computer again.