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The creator and leader of Goons, he owns and watches over every member making sure they are safe. OprahN second nicest person in Goons next to Lord Memento. Strongest black man in Goons and user of Pokemon voodoo hacks.
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Rule of Oprah
A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.
Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?
Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.
Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.
Rule of Oprah by MasturNater December 17, 2021
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Oprah Syndrome
When a fat, ugly woman with a lot of money still looks like Oprah Winfrey. It doesn't matter how many face lifts or fancy clothes or jewelery she wears, she still looks like the maid or the cook.
That woman suffers from the Oprah Syndrome, she has a lot of money but she still looks like the fat smelly maid.
Oprah Syndrome by Mikey Boyer July 3, 2011
oprah show withdrawal
To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.
Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'
John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'
Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'
John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.
John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'
Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'
John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.
oprah show withdrawal by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011
Oprah Winfrey
The Deepak Chopra of talk show hosts. A god to soccer moms everywhere, and an egregious blight on everyone else. While her work ethic and her ability to overcome the horrid obstacles of her early life should be admired, she uses her platform as one of the most influential women on the planet to peddle woo, promote empty, platitudinous feel-good pop psychology horseshit, and give a prominent platform for the often-harmful advice of hacks and charlatans (see Dr. Phil, "psychologist", Dr. Oz, energy-healing quack, Jenny McCarthy, anti-vaccine kook, and, again, Deepak Chopra, for prominent examples). Every time she's on air, she has the opportunity to provide the truth and give people useful information to live by, but instead, kowtows to quackery, clapping like a trained seal in the process. As such, her influence does a disservice to the critical thinking skills of the general public, and should be considered nothing but a pus-filled carbuncle - nay - a malignant cancer on the asshole of Reason by any person who values their critical faculties. Fuck Oprah, and everything that snake oil-peddling, self-important cow stands for!
Bob: Did you watch Oprah Winfrey yesterday?
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!
Greg: No, why?
Bob: She had a psychic come on the show to discuss her new book about crystal healing being used to cure cancer, and why you don't needn't consult a medical professional for treatment any longer. And the stupid, mindless pack of sycophantic soccer moms gobbled it up like it was the fucking Gospel!
Greg: *facepalm* This is why we can't have nice things!
Oprah Winfrey by Dr. Snark, PhD November 3, 2013
OprahSideNigga
A lebron knob slobber, lonzo meat beater, nappy haired ass nigga who usually reacts to basketball and occasionally worldstar compilations.
Laugh: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Words he always says: Cool Ass, Weak Ass, Stupid Ass, Heso Melo Jello, & lets get it poppin
Laugh: KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
Words he always says: Cool Ass, Weak Ass, Stupid Ass, Heso Melo Jello, & lets get it poppin
Yo, OprahSideNigga's bum ass just made a new video, lets see how he dick rides these mf's, KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
OprahSideNigga by KillAllBronsexuals March 29, 2017
cock blocked by oprah
The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).
Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"
cock blocked by oprah by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011
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