Oprahed

When Oprah pimps something (ANYTHING!!!) on her show and it immediately sells out.

Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for this book I saw on Oprah today."
Bookseller: "Sorry, that book's been Oprahed, it's sold out."

by Grand Master J-Dizzle July 21, 2008

Oprahed

To get into trouble for something your wife/girlfriend saw on Oprah.

Wife: Honey do you love me?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Just me,...and no other....men? I was watching Oprah today. It was about men who leave their wives for other men.
Husband: Why do I have to get Oprahed when I walk in the door?

by Steadman, Graham January 6, 2011

Oprahed

An adjective for when a grown man gets emotional and starts crying because of some heart felt "moment."

You got totally Oprahed when you saw that news clip about the poor children.

by theEwok May 26, 2009

got Oprahed

To be overcome by the emotions of the moment. Usually occurs during cliche' moments, loaded with emotionally charged context. Most often manifests itself in tears (of joy or sorrow) for complete strangers. First heard at Mars Hill Church, Grand Rapids MI

I saw the soldiers walking down the hall at the airport. The people around me started standing up and clapping. It was so moving, I got Oprahed.

by Joshua Mathew February 23, 2007

Oprahesque

Of, related to, or defined by the opinions and thoughts of The Oprah

Tarneequa: And I got beat up and raped by every man in my family and some o' dey friends. And my moms always told me how ugly I was. But I held down two jobs as a stripper and a sex phone operator AND I managed to get my Ph.D in European Literature, too, girl.

Heather: Wow, omigod, Tarneequa, your life story is like, so totally Oprahesque. You're my best black girlfriend.

Tarneequa: Oprahesque? Bitch please. My life is TARNEEQUAESQUE LOL.

by The Bitter One January 27, 2008