Oprahed

When Oprah pimps something (ANYTHING!!!) on her show and it immediately sells out.

Customer: "Hi, I'm looking for this book I saw on Oprah today."
Bookseller: "Sorry, that book's been Oprahed, it's sold out."

by Grand Master J-Dizzle January 12, 2006

Oprahed

To get into trouble for something your wife/girlfriend saw on Oprah.

Wife: Honey do you love me?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Just me,...and no other....men? I was watching Oprah today. It was about men who leave their wives for other men.
Husband: Why do I have to get Oprahed when I walk in the door?

by Steadman, Graham January 06, 2011

Oprahed

An adjective for when a grown man gets emotional and starts crying because of some heart felt "moment."

You got totally Oprahed when you saw that news clip about the poor children.

by theEwok May 26, 2009

oprah

To make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women

Dude, did you watch "Apprentice" last night? Trump was totally Oprah!

by Phalkon November 01, 2004

Oprah

Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.

Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.

by anonymous September 19, 2004

oprah

The woman that brainwashed my mom to stop buying soda. Forever

Chick on oprah: ''And I lost 40 pounds after cutting soda out of my life completley!

My mom: *brainwashed* Must. Stop. Buying. Soda.

by DizzyLizzy January 19, 2007

Oprah

1) A god to the Middle-aged Stay at Home White Women tribe, who's word is law to said tribe.
2) Steadman's Sugar Mama

I don't want to stop eating beef, but Oprah mandates it.

"Steadman, get your ass in here and clip my toe nails" said Oprah

by Joe Friday July 06, 2005