Ophen 

A polite, well-dressed, well-spoken, educated and scholarly man, Ophen his name. He is someone who makes a living out of thinking. A man that some will aspire to, and some will despise.

He speaks with passion and will only resort to violence when it is the final option. He fights with honor, and accepts victory or defeat graciously. A man that some will aspire to, and some will despise.

Well, I'm in love with Ophen. He's such a loml.

Ophen by svturday November 23, 2021

Openwater Swimmer 

Wikipedia: Martin Soriano is a Philippine openwater swimmer from Ilonggo. He was the first person on record to swim the Guimaras-Iloilo Strait, a 7.7 km (4.2 nm) crossing accomplished on 7 August 1994, starting from the Buenavista Wharf in Guimaras to the Iloilo river wharf across the Iloilo Strait.

Martin Soriano is an Openwater Swimmer from the Philippines 1994

Openwater Swimmer by Cyclonetrading July 13, 2021

stink opening 

A women's vagina.

"Her pants were so tight I could see the lips of her stink opening."

stink opening by Kasper LaPrizrak. March 1, 2020

opened a keg of fruit 

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

opened a keg of fruit by june t September 30, 2016

open-minded 

1. Ready to accept on firm evidence that one's most cherished beliefs may be hogwash, but bearing in mind that extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence.

2. Politically correct synonym for "gullible" used by New Age quacks who want to sell you a bill of goods.

I am open-minded about the existence of the Judeo-Christian God. If he appears in the immortal flesh in the heavens to me and a few billion other people and manifests his power openly in such a manner that it cannot possibly be a dream, illusion, hallucination or anything of the sort, I'll accept he is there. In the meantime, it is more befitting the heritage of the human intellect to ignore such figures as mythical.

Open-mindedness is a virtue, but when dealing with New Age salespeople it is important to remember that if you keep your mind too open, your brain may fall out.

open-minded by Fearman March 29, 2008

Open Minded

Being open minded is being willing to give many different practices and opinions consideration.

However, this does NOT equate to tolerance. Tolerance implies being okay with people doing whatever they want. Open mindedness is only giving it consideration.

Unfortunately, many left-leaning people seem to think they're the same, and, as an insult, accuse more conservative people of being close-minded, which makes little sense.

I told her I was personally against gay marriage, because it violates natural law. So she said that I am not open minded, and called me a dirty racist conservative.

Open Minded by OneLittleVictory December 12, 2009

author is open to hearing about dead batteries 

an AO3 tag for smut fanfiction meaning the author of said fic is open to hearing about readers masturbating to the fic.

"its fine to tell me that you jerked off to my fics as long as the fic has the author is open to hearing about dead batteries tag."

author is open to hearing about dead batteries by sharksrcool January 8, 2023