Oneminute

A online webcomic

Oneminute

Oneminute by Pottrell March 7, 2009

One Minute Shower 

a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.

Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."

One Minute Shower by yellowjacket_34 October 27, 2008

one minute man 

a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.

Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.

one minute man by James October 4, 2003

One Minute Jesus 

A blow job in an elevator while going up.

She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.

One Minute Jesus by Exxxcel February 4, 2010

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

one minute silence by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

one minute man 

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

one minute man by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

One minute 

The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.

Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.

One minute by jp19610 August 12, 2017