The response given by a teen to a parent, without regard to any actual measure of time.
Father: Put that iPhone down right now and come let the dog out.
Lexi: One minute.
by jp19610 August 12, 2017
On AIM, when you IM someone right when they sign on, and their buddy info still says that they've been online for only one minute. Most of the time people wait until it says 2 minutes, to avoid feeling like a stalker.
Sally: Omg Jason just signed on and I totally one-minuted him by accident!
Kristin: =-O STALKER!!
by Lynese February 26, 2006
a) Time you've given yourself to shower after deciding to jerk off before an event.
b) Typically before work, meeting someone for an activity or dinner, or school.
c) Searching for the perfect porn scene typically takes precedence over getting ready on time, limiting the time to shower.
Friend 1 , "Sorry buddy, I had to rush to get ready..."
Friend 2 , "One Minute Shower huh?"
Friend 1 , "Yeah, too many good scenes."
by yellowjacket_34 September 14, 2008
a guy that cums within or soon after one minute.
Tyler isn't a one minute man; he can go all night!
Ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before I could tell we were even having sex.
by James October 4, 2003
A blow job in an elevator while going up.
She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.
by Exxxcel February 4, 2010
Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003
A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week
We will now observe a one minute silence.
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004