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A Japanese male masturbation silicon vagina (pussy).
Joe masturbated with his new onahole last night, he thought to himself, its softer then my hand!
Onahole by somebody007 February 25, 2011

oakhorny 

Oakhorny is a new name for a squirrel. Many people struggle to pronounce the word squirrel, therefore the German name Eichörnchen translated by word ( Eiche=oak) and ( hörnchen= little horn , changed to horny) makes an easy to pronounce, new word for sqirrel
The oakhorny was having a massage by a fellow oakhorny .
oakhorny by at073 April 18, 2021

Onahole chafing 

When your genitals rub against an object too roughly that it chafes.
Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.

Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.

Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.
a tikkop and loves to disrespect her parents. Very bad at maths . Loyal asf .
Onako is a Mal tikkop
Onako by Girl back up November 23, 2021
Japanese expression for sex sleeve.
Derived from contracting onani and hole.
Check out this onaho I imported from Japan.
Onaho by Januz September 18, 2018

Onaholer 

A person, normally a man, who owns a onahole(Japanese pocket pussy). Some or even most times onaholers may prefer it over the real thing because 1.) It’s sole purpose is to give nothing but pleasure 2.) It doesn’t nag or boss them around 3.) It’s ultra ribbed and has state of the art design to manipulate the insides of a tight Asian woman’s pussy. Enough said...ladies you’ve got some real competition going on.
Well you’re goddamn right I’m an onaholer! Your pussy is trash!
Onaholer by Jansu March 6, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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