OnGob

Short for "on goblin" and in the vein of "On God", OnGob is an expression meant to emphasize the veracity of a claim, much like "I swear on my mother's grave". Its spiritual and etymological underpinnings lie with the phrase "goblin mode", and when swearing "OnGob", one could be said to swear with all the seriousness of a thing experiencing "goblin mode".

Person 1: The widening U.S. trade deficit may place significant pressure on economic growth in the fourth quarter.

Person 2: Oh my! On God?

Person 1: OnGob.

OnGob by GobSmakt December 6, 2022

onlob

That thing your shitty Apple product spells instead of online

Are you going to be onlob tonight? *onlob FUCKING ONLOB!

onlob by NathanDrake December 26, 2010

Ongoy 

A word that can substituted for any other word at any given time while still keeping the original meaning of the intended word intact.

"HAY HURRY UP WE GOING TO ONGOY'S HOUSE!"

"STOP DOING THAT MAN, I'M GOING TO ONGOY
YOU RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Hey Mikey, finish your hot dog."
"ONGOY."

Ongoy by mkyEND February 4, 2009

Ongbay 

Pig latin word for bong.

Used by most young groups around sydney

Pass the Ongbay

Ongbay by psudo assasin April 23, 2010

OGOB 

OGOB / O.G.O.B or OGOG / O.G.O.G ) Original Good Ol' Boy or Girl is someone chooses to live a rural lifestyle instead of an urban one; a person who prefers the old school over the new.

It is someone who still loves and identifies with things that more than often aren't accepted as "cool, popular, modern, practical, or politically correct" to most of society.

They are the folks who still believe in God, America, their unalienable rights, hard work, nonconformity, self-sufficiency, family values, helping others, staying true to themselves, accountability, protecting and providing for their own, preserving our heritage, being proud of who you are, being yourself, and passing on these ideals as well as their importance to the next generation

He's just an OGOB He's just an Original Good Ol' Boy He is dressed like an OGOB He's dressed like an Original Good Ol' BoyHe struts like an OGOB He struts like an Original Good Ol Boy Call me Country

OGOB by GWL May 4, 2014

OcGoblin 

A person who changes into a mythical creature who's purpose of existence is to snort a maximum amount of OxyContin as much as possible without dying. You must be very wary of these creatures. An OcGoblin never has money and will do anything possible to get it. An OcGoblin also will regularly ask his friends and family for money and make up excuses for why he needs money. Signs that your friend is an OcGoblin include him regularly asking to be spotted 50 dollars, rarely being able to form sensible and complete sentences, often mumbling jibberish, barely being able to open his eyes and/or focus, dipping out, and doing the Oc-head shuffle.

Yo did you see how many Oxys Maz snorted last night?
Yeah he's such an OcGoblin, he was dippin like dots!

OcGoblin by The OcGoblin May 12, 2008

Ongoing Payroll Issue 

When an individual that works for an employer, who hasn't been fired and is still employed, stops recieving a paycheck due to a payroll screw up. Everytime the individual attempts to follow up on the problem, the person in charge of payroll will call it by that name. Usually, due to the high demands and deadlines in any given payroll department, the probability of the problem being corrected is very low unless a very high level supervisor has become involved. The problem can last for weeks, even months, forcing the individual to get another job or quit all together. Usually getting denied unemployment for quiting. In rare cases, the individual, who quits, will recieve a W-2 form at the end of the year showing all wages, yet a large amount of those wages still have not been paid.

1) I went to pick up my paycheck Friday and my boss did not have it when they came. Payroll was closed and I had to wait till Monday. I called them on Monday and they told me that I should have been paid and that there was an Ongoing Payroll Issue and that it would work itself out shortly. 16 weeks later, I got another job and sued the bastards!

Ongoing Payroll Issue by The Jax May 2, 2007