On the wood
On the wood by On the wood December 25, 2020
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On the wood
When you pay for goods and services in hard currency such as cheeses or honeybuns; as opposed to paying on the bubble which will eventually get your ass smashed off the yard.
On the wood by bookofevans February 6, 2022
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green on the wood
green on the wood by Paulzzy March 30, 2010
early bird gets the wood on
(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
early bird gets the wood on by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017
Wood on the Fire
1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.
Wood on the Fire by Stevr13 January 26, 2014
The Knock on Wood Card
The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.
Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
The Knock on Wood Card by icwish October 10, 2009
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