On dog 

Affirmative. A more holy & humorous replacement for the phrase “on god”.

“Sheesh we got so much work to do for math” “On dog bruh”

“My mother died” “On dog?” “On dog my mother died”.

On dog by 5721Ethan April 4, 2023

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.

Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

Whip Cream On Dog Shit by Russessabagina December 20, 2009

you must be on dog food 

To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack

Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food

you must be on dog food by Antwon Davis January 3, 2007

White Stuff on Dog Shit

The white matter that forms on dog shit after it sits for a spell.

The white stuff on dog shit is shit too.

White Stuff on Dog Shit by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

put on the dog 

Put on (the) dog is an expression that means ‘to make a display of wealth or importance, especially by dressing stylishly and flashily’. It’s similar in meaning to the later expression put on the ritz.

"In preperation for the large party, Bill really 'put on the dog'.

put on the dog by Jacob Schlegel August 3, 2007

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash 

Total inability to act as commander, director, or guide; Complete failure to show the way to by going in advance

Jacques Chirac a good leader? He couldn't lead a dog on a leash.

Couldn't lead a dog on a leash by Eugene Pleymaker September 29, 2003

I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass

Used to describe something that has no value, doesn't taste good, doesn't look good, doesn't work and is inferior.

"Have you heard the new XYZ CD?" Matt asked Janine.
"Yup. Sucks. I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass." Janine replied.

I wouldn't use it to hit a dog on the ass by bingo lingo August 29, 2010