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Omni-man 

Why did you make me write this? You’re reading so that you can see every other definition for Omni-man die! Think Reader! This’ll outlast every fragile insignificant definition on this site. You’ll live to see these explanations be forgotten to dust and blow away! Every other one you read now will be gone! What will you have after 500 years?
I love Omni-man, too bad you made me write this definition for him.

Omni middle school 

A bunch of rich kids that want to be ghetto so they flex their 20 dollar chains from zumiez.
Dude the Omni middle school kids are so funny! They don’t know what real life/ ghetto is. They think ghetto is holding a juul and buying merchandise from zumiez .

Omni-man 

He is a person who become thick when hot milk starts to play and start showing his ass and squad
Hey try to do omni-man you would be looking hot

Omni-racial 

Of uncertain ethnicity or reflecting multiple ethnicities.
John's omni-racial appearance helped him attract votes from Caucasians, Hispanics and African-Americans in the mayoral election.
Omni-racial by NoShama November 16, 2009

quando omni flunkus moritati 

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."

Omni-shambles

A prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. Just as God is omni-potent and 'all-powerful', such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and 'all-failing'. Coined by Malcolm Tucker, of 'The Thick of It' fame.
I was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then I remembered you were the omni-shambles so I asked my step-dad for some money so I could download it from the internet instead.
Omni-shambles by FitzyG789 February 15, 2010