5 definitions by DuctTapeForever
The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."
by DuctTapeForever October 18, 2021
Me: Imma go make sum bears :)
Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!
Me: Make da bears hehe
Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!
Me: :D I'm makin' bears!
Joe Nutz: But we gotta go!
Me: Make da bears hehe
Joe Nutz: You can't make bears here! NOOOO!
Me: :D I'm makin' bears!
by DuctTapeForever January 26, 2023
A Latin phrase meaning 'the Year of Disaster'. This can also be interpreted literally as 'the horrible year' or 'a horrible year'. However, the solemnity surrounding the common use of this phase, in conjunction with the inflection typically given it, implies the definitive nature of the year. That is, Annus Horribilis is the worst year, the year of horror, disaster, and calamity. This distinction is with respect to the speaker's own experience. That is the worst year of one's life imaginable. In general, people die or suffer fates worse than death.
"2020 was bad, but 2021 was my Annus Horribilis. I was so burnt out by my engineering school that I turned to alcohol abuse to battle depression and suicidal thoughts. While planning our wedding, my fiance dumped me and as a result, I lost my perspective job working with her dad. As a result, I dropped out of school, guaranteeing another full year and a half of a school I hate, for a total of six years to get a Bachelor's Degree that I don't even want anymore. On top of this, a philosophical role model of mine died and turned out to be a sexual predator, my Mom spent months in and out of surgery, an Aunt and Uncle are getting divorced, and I have developed social anxiety to the degree that I find it extremely difficult to be around people for any amount of time, to the point of legitimate fear on many occasions. I now have lost all sense of peace, joy, and purpose.
Annus. Horribilis."
Annus. Horribilis."
by DuctTapeForever February 5, 2022
Shid: noun
A shid is an old imperial unit of measure meaning four feet.
It is very similar to the yard measure but has since fallen out of favor much like many imperial units.
A shid is an old imperial unit of measure meaning four feet.
It is very similar to the yard measure but has since fallen out of favor much like many imperial units.
It just means four feet people! It's just four feet! I don't find anything funny about... "Shid" or fard beside... Just a type of deceit... Nothing funny at all about that!
by DuctTapeForever July 10, 2022
Fard: verb
To fard is to intentionally misrepresent, avoid, or ignore the drawbacks or negatives of an ideal, proposal, situation, etc.
This is with intent to decive another party or oneself.
To gloss over something that would or could stop someone pursuing a certain path.
To fard is to intentionally misrepresent, avoid, or ignore the drawbacks or negatives of an ideal, proposal, situation, etc.
This is with intent to decive another party or oneself.
To gloss over something that would or could stop someone pursuing a certain path.
*Sigh* No... It's a real word and NO that's not what it means! Fard is just a normal verb... Or at least it was until you people ruined it!
by DuctTapeForever July 10, 2022