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Omel. Someone who is kind, smart in their own way, and unconditionally loving. If you show him the right respect, he will always forgive you and keep his promises to be there in your times of need. Someone named Omel is generally Puerto Rican/Hispanic, strictly due to the Origins of the name.

Omel is someone you can always count on. He won't question you or ever make you feel bad about who you are. He will always he accepting of you and your flaws, because he's just that kind of man. His jokes are generally clean and his comments are smooth. You will always be swooned by Omel.
Wow, that's totally an Omel thing to, keep it up!
Omel by TheBloodLustKid February 22, 2018
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The greater source from which all omelettes originate
We give praise to you mighty Omel, for the egg-patty wrapped food we are about to recieve.
omel by Cheex April 11, 2005

Ohio lady omelet 

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)
Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)

Goat Cheese Omelette 

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.
Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

omelborp 

the word "problemo" backwards. An omelborp is one who has fewer than 2 braincells, or a complete moron with no ideas and they do not contribute to society.
"Man, Jeff is such an omelborp. They never help me with anything!
omelborp by Ricochet Productions August 26, 2020

Mexican Omelet 

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.
"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."