Omeje

An omeje is someone that is so unique, humble in essence he or she is so down to earth and has a rare personality...They never leave their friends in times of need and they have proven till today that they're always the best though emotional at times but still wtf 😂

Charles:Hey did u see someone glowing
Me:was she an omeje
Charles: how did you know
Me:it's obvious
Durrrgh😌

Omeje by Bella_Chris November 26, 2021

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

Ohio lady omelet 

Ohio lady omelet- (pronunciation- oʊˈhaɪoʊ ˈleɪdi ˈɑmlət)
Typically performed at an orgy / sex party or at a family reunion that has gone horribly awry. One lady inserts a whisk (preferably silicone) into another lady's vagina. Once this is done the first lady (the incertor) goes around the party, and one by one convinces / coerces all of the guests to stick their fingers in to the vagina of the second lady (the incertee), to feel around "to see how nice it feels in there".

Origin Northern New Jersey (coal mining country)

Man did you see that one hot chick give that other hot chick an Ohio Lady Omelet? I sure am glad this is a sex party and not a family reunion. (first person gives second a High-5)

Ohio lady omelet by wizecracker June 5, 2016

Goat Cheese Omelette 

Slang for marijuana.

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Goat Cheese Omelette by Goat Cheese Omelette November 27, 2018

Omeesha 

The single most beautiful girl in existence. The thought of her brings a smile to your face. She's a ray of happiness in your life. She's the physical embodiment of everything you've ever wanted. She's someone you could imagine living with happily for your entire life. She's the sunshine in your life. She's perfection.

Person 1: "Whoa look how amazing that girl is!"
Person 2: "I know right! She's perfect. She's Omeesha."

Omeesha by loveyouomeesha May 24, 2019

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.

Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

Making the Mother of all omelettes by FuckinJoe March 27, 2022

Mexican Omelet 

Sloppy ploppy diarrhea of the burning variety, usually discharged after a late-night binge on Mexican food following a night of heavy drinking.

"Man, I gotta lay off the midnight Taco Bell - I dropped a nasty-ass Mexican omelet when I got home from the bar."

Mexican Omelet by Dingleberry Tatas May 1, 2008