An extremely powerful act of flatulence. The amount of gas expelled is far above, often several times of normal. It makes a very loud, thunderous sound which can be heard even from great distances. They are known to occur mostly in the early morning, but can strike unexpectedly any hour of the day, depending on diet. They are also odorless or at least don't smell as bad as silent and regular ones, considering most of them comes from swallowed air or hydrogen composed by digesting large amounts of high-in-fibre foods. If you are lactose intolerant, eating dairy products may give you a bad case of mega flatulence.

A bad example on how a megafart looks like in real life:

Mother: Oh my, what was that noise? Did someone move the wardrobe?
Daughter (from the other room): No, mom. I just ate some sweet potatoes and your delicious macaroni with cottage cheese, and so I'm a bit gassy now...

megafart by Abasc December 31, 2011

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Megafarter

Someone who farts in the cinema when they’re on a date

Dude Ria just blew up right in the middle of class. She’s a megafarter.

Megafarter by Pspspsps March 13, 2020

OmegaFBR

That irrelevant dude from Twitter, real annoying.

Person 1: i hate OmegaFBR.
Person 2: i know

OmegaFBR by AlphaFBR October 7, 2020

terashits per megafart

A facetious measurement of computing power, often used to acknowledge a given device is more powerful while downplaying the importance of such a metric.

The Playstation 6 is rumored to have 69 terashits per megafart.

A used phone will give you everything a new one will, minus a couple terashits per megafart.

terashits per megafart by TheRedVixen June 1, 2023

omegatard

Someone who is extremely retarded/ stupid

Trey is an omegatard.

omegatard by mads.ellie October 11, 2021

Omegatard

Omegatard (as of currently) is a recently phenomenon of retardation that is rarely seen until the 2020s. It 1ups Fucktard, retard, megatard ect. During the early days of the Internet you've had, fuck tards, retards and megatards, But almost never any omegatards. This word is used when someone act, does, or says something immeasurably retarded.

"You are a complete omegatard"

Omegatard by Quiet Krys July 5, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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