megafart 

An extremely powerful act of flatulence. The amount of gas expelled is far above, often several times of normal. It makes a very loud, thunderous sound which can be heard even from great distances. They are known to occur mostly in the early morning, but can strike unexpectedly any hour of the day, depending on diet. They are also odorless or at least don't smell as bad as silent and regular ones, considering most of them comes from swallowed air or hydrogen composed by digesting large amounts of high-in-fibre foods. If you are lactose intolerant, eating dairy products may give you a bad case of mega flatulence.

A bad example on how a megafart looks like in real life:

Mother: Oh my, what was that noise? Did someone move the wardrobe?
Daughter (from the other room): No, mom. I just ate some sweet potatoes and your delicious macaroni with cottage cheese, and so I'm a bit gassy now...

megafart by Abasc December 31, 2011

terashits per megafart 

A facetious measurement of computing power, often used to acknowledge a given device is more powerful while downplaying the importance of such a metric.

The Playstation 6 is rumored to have 69 terashits per megafart.

A used phone will give you everything a new one will, minus a couple terashits per megafart.

terashits per megafart by TheRedVixen June 1, 2023

mega fart 

A fart so powerful, the shock waves generated will destroy your intestines and snap your spinal cord. Meanwhile, creating the most intense sense of relief, so your impending death is almost accepted in a gracious manner. The time and place a mega fart will occur is not determinable.
*Only documented case was of a fat man who literally exploded from the chest down and was also decapitated by the force.

Was that a megafart?....Trick question. No one has ever survived a mega fart.

mega fart by eggpress1 September 5, 2006

Megafarter 

Someone who farts in the cinema when they’re on a date

Dude Ria just blew up right in the middle of class. She’s a megafarter.

Megafarter by Pspspsps March 13, 2020

megafantabulistical 

Megafantabulistical is a combination of mega, fantastic, and fabulous. It is one of my favorite words ever. Use it when you can't find the right word to describe something awesome. Carry on the trend!

Girl 1: I won the lottery!
Girl 2: That's megafantabulistical!

megafantabulistical by paradise606 July 5, 2012

megafantabulous 

When somthing is totaly freckin awesome and you just cant stand how awesome it is. often times used when one cant think of another word to describe how fantstic something is.

That shirt your wearing is totally megafantabulous!

megafantabulous by Kellie15474563 September 14, 2010

Mega fart cannon

The maker of the hit game, Mirakain Quest. And a master of all the obvious.

For, instance "The Code" will be used.

Mega fart cannon by MasterLink2003 December 16, 2004