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ole kristian 

A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg
"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"
ole kristian by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020

ole kristian 

It means that you have a big cock
Girl: Wow you have Ole Kristian!
ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018

ole kristian 

Ole Kristian means you have a big penis
Girl: Omg you have a Ole Kristian
ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018
Someone who is so ate up and has no direction in life that you commonly ask yourself why you are even friends with them.
"Wow, did you see Ole kike this weekend? That dude was ripping one hitters and drank a fifth by himself"
"Yeah, that dude is way ate up. He has no goals, poor guy"
Ole kike by Quhawk35 August 1, 2013

Ole Kasper 

A cute guy with a huge dick, and he hets more pussy then your dad. He shows much love to his girlfriend, he is cool, never dich someone.
*hey you know Ole kasper*
*yeah he is so cute*
Ole Kasper by Ole kasper October 9, 2018

Ole Kristian 

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»
Ole Kristian by anonymous December 13, 2020