Ohshit 

The exact moment of realization that you have done something insanely stupid.

I just left my keys in the car with the engine running! Ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit!!!

Ohshit by likeyehokwhatev October 26, 2005

Ohshit 

black ice, or, the sheet of ice that you see on the sidewalk and think is not slippery and you proceed to walk on it and slip.

one crazy ass morning i was walking to the bus stop and i slipped on an ohshit.

Ohshit by leafa July 28, 2008

OHSHIT moment 

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.

(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'

OHSHIT moment by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!! 

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!: A term used while flying over the suburbs of eastern africa explaining how to use a comtpothnrowshig while the Rocky moutains screw up the controls in the plane and you have to eject from 39,000 feet in the air. Also see FUCK!!!!!

See definition for OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!!

OHSHIT OHSHIT OHSHIT!!!!!!!!!! by gsdtlkw hg jqehgru2e qh gerjk October 16, 2008

oh shit, i'm sorry 

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.

Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.

oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017

oh shit im out of toilet paper 

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

oh shit im out of toilet paper by Djw14 April 2, 2011

oh shit handle 

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"

Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"

oh shit handle by Andrukas January 4, 2004