Definitions by Andrukas
oh shit handle
The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"
Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"
oh shit handle by Andrukas January 4, 2004
speed hole
When drinking a canned beverage, especially beer, the speed hole is a hole punctured in the top of the can farthest away from the drinking hole. The speed hole thus allows air to displace the liquid in said can, thereby enabling the drinker to consume the beverage as quickly as desired
Always drill a speed hole in your beer and chug it whilst fishing on a sunny day, so your beer doesn't get hot.
speed hole by Andrukas January 4, 2004
hepaghonnasyphilAIDS
hepaghonnasyphilAIDS by Andrukas December 7, 2003
ghettoarian
It is a shame that the inner cities are inhabited by ghettoarians who aspire to be nothing more than they are.
ghettoarian by Andrukas July 6, 2003
sconge
T.C.B.
Jerry Seinfeld -
Really. So uh, what do you do down there all day?
Cosmo Kramer-
T.C.B.
You know, takin' care o' business.
Really. So uh, what do you do down there all day?
Cosmo Kramer-
T.C.B.
You know, takin' care o' business.