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no offense 

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A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
no offense by bryan September 11, 2004
Word of the Day on October 29, 2009

Whoever Offense 

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A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.
“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks
Whoever Offense by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

No Offense 

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Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
No Offense by Po Ivey August 14, 2006

offense

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When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
offense by Skelwor August 10, 2009

no offense 

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The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
no offense by C-Mills December 1, 2010

no offense, but 

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usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.
Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive
no offense, but by erection_infection December 19, 2013
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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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