Offensed

When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.

A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.

Offensed by faggut January 23, 2019

Offensed

Offense when taken unnecessarily or on behalf of someone else, especially out of context or when it wasn't meant. Like with outrage culture.
As opposed to Offended, which is when it's personal or valid.

Person 1: I can't believe Dave Chapelle is such a homophobe.
Person 2: No, it was a joke, you're just acting Offensed.

Offensed by Shookaspear September 13, 2020

no offense 

A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.

"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."

no offense by bryan September 11, 2004

Whoever Offense 

A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.

“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”

Whoever Offense by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

Offended 

The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.

Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...

Offended by Danny-V October 9, 2008

No Offense 

Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.

no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong

No Offense by Po Ivey August 14, 2006

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009