When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.
A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.
by faggut January 23, 2019
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Offense when taken unnecessarily or on behalf of someone else, especially out of context or when it wasn't meant. Like with outrage culture.
As opposed to Offended, which is when it's personal or valid.
Person 1: I can't believe Dave Chapelle is such a homophobe.
Person 2: No, it was a joke, you're just acting Offensed.
by Shookaspear September 13, 2020
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A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 11, 2004
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When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
by Skelwor August 10, 2009
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Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
by Po Ivey August 11, 2006
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usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.
Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!

Jews: That was rather offensive
by erection_infection December 19, 2013
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A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.
Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!
by esmith512 November 06, 2007
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