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theory of a deadman

Seriously. I can't tell the difference between Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. What the fuck is with all these shitty rock bands that sound like each other?
by C-Mills January 21, 2010
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no offense

The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills December 1, 2010
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no sure, shitlock

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.
Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"
by C-Mills June 10, 2010
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lientology

Synonym for "Scientology", as Scientology is based on lies.
Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Lientology
by C-Mills April 13, 2007
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bill o'reilly

Irritating host of "The O'Reilly Factor" on Fox News.

Calls himself "traditional" and takes conservative, stances on most issues and is generally arrogant and ignorant. Sticks up for the rights of children (his only redeeming quality) and pretends to stick up for women, but, for the most part, is an angry, crusading idiot who goes on and on about "morality" despite his infamous phone sex incident and uses annoying catchphrases, such as "secular progressive" (SP's) and "sanctuary city", to pound ideas into the heads of his viewers and alienate those who oppose him.
Bill O'Reilly constantly whines about Christianity being under attack in America, yet freedom of religion is guaranteed in the 1st Amendment. I guess he never got that memo...
by C-Mills April 20, 2007
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color

Listen up, you ignorant assholes...there's no right or wrong way to spell it.

It was originally "colour", but early Americans decided that the "u" was unnecessary, so they changed it to "color". What's so wrong about that...they thought it made a lot of sense. And what's wrong with the original spelling...obviously that's the way the Brits liked it!

I can't believe some of the postings on here...with the Brits calling us "lazy" and "stupid" for changing the spelling of a word, and with us calling them ridiculous because their version has an "extra letter"...for Pete's sake, it's a fucking WORD.

Language evolves over time, so deal with it and stop bitching about insignificant things, like everyday language. There's much more important stuff going on out there...
"Color" or "colour"...it's the same word either way.
by C-Mills July 11, 2007
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Labatt Yellow

The result of drinking vast amounts of Labatt Blue
I got bombed off Labatt Blue; a couple cigarettes and a little while later, it became Labatt Yellow and spewed forth from my piehole.
by C-Mills July 25, 2007
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