diplomacy

The act of telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
Typical U.S. diplomacy:

"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
by C-Mills February 23, 2008
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color

Listen up, you ignorant assholes...there's no right or wrong way to spell it.

It was originally "colour", but early Americans decided that the "u" was unnecessary, so they changed it to "color". What's so wrong about that...they thought it made a lot of sense. And what's wrong with the original spelling...obviously that's the way the Brits liked it!

I can't believe some of the postings on here...with the Brits calling us "lazy" and "stupid" for changing the spelling of a word, and with us calling them ridiculous because their version has an "extra letter"...for Pete's sake, it's a fucking WORD.

Language evolves over time, so deal with it and stop bitching about insignificant things, like everyday language. There's much more important stuff going on out there...
"Color" or "colour"...it's the same word either way.
by C-Mills June 14, 2007
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Labatt Yellow

The result of drinking vast amounts of Labatt Blue
I got bombed off Labatt Blue; a couple cigarettes and a little while later, it became Labatt Yellow and spewed forth from my piehole.
by C-Mills June 24, 2007
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Pittsburgh Suicide

The act of walking through Pittsburgh while wearing a Neil O'Donnell jersey
"An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil O'Donnell jersey, which suggests this was the fourth successful case of Pittsburgh Suicide this week...Found near the body were a white male resembling Brett Keisel and a black male resembling LaMarr Woodley; neither have been questioned."
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no sure, shitlock

Spoonerism of "no shit sherlock." Same idea, but used to denote an even higher level of sarcasm.
Dad: "All this Loose Change stuff is based on bullshit"
Me: "No sure, shitlock"
by C-Mills June 08, 2010
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lientology

Synonym for "Scientology", as Scientology is based on lies.
Tom Cruise is a member of the Church of Lientology
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mind of mencia

Comedy Central's replacement for "Chappelle's Show" after its unexpected ending.

Carlos Mencia constantly makes fun of the same things on his show: "beaners", "wetbacks", other minorities, white people, and lazy people.

He relies on "shock value" to be funny, but that wears off after a few episodes, when you realize it's the same shit over and over again, the topic is getting tired, and that Mencia has no talent.

Dave Chappelle, like Mencia, was a one-trick pony (on his show and in his stand-up), but he could pull it off because he told it like it was and had wit, charisma, and a good delivery. Mencia, on the other hand, is a phony with no comedic talent; therefore, he sucks.
Mind of Mencia: Once you've seen one episode, you've seen 'em all.
by C-Mills January 18, 2008
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