Typical U.S. diplomacy:
"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
"Yeah, we've just killed 200,000 innocent civilians, but you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet, right?
by C-Mills February 22, 2008
Get the diplomacymug. Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.
"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"
Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...
by C-Mills January 18, 2008
Get the dane cookmug. by C-Mills June 10, 2010
Get the no sure, shitlockmug. Seriously. I can't tell the difference between Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. What the fuck is with all these shitty rock bands that sound like each other?
by C-Mills January 21, 2010
Get the theory of a deadmanmug. Listen up, you ignorant assholes...there's no right or wrong way to spell it.
It was originally "colour", but early Americans decided that the "u" was unnecessary, so they changed it to "color". What's so wrong about that...they thought it made a lot of sense. And what's wrong with the original spelling...obviously that's the way the Brits liked it!
I can't believe some of the postings on here...with the Brits calling us "lazy" and "stupid" for changing the spelling of a word, and with us calling them ridiculous because their version has an "extra letter"...for Pete's sake, it's a fucking WORD.
Language evolves over time, so deal with it and stop bitching about insignificant things, like everyday language. There's much more important stuff going on out there...
It was originally "colour", but early Americans decided that the "u" was unnecessary, so they changed it to "color". What's so wrong about that...they thought it made a lot of sense. And what's wrong with the original spelling...obviously that's the way the Brits liked it!
I can't believe some of the postings on here...with the Brits calling us "lazy" and "stupid" for changing the spelling of a word, and with us calling them ridiculous because their version has an "extra letter"...for Pete's sake, it's a fucking WORD.
Language evolves over time, so deal with it and stop bitching about insignificant things, like everyday language. There's much more important stuff going on out there...
by C-Mills July 11, 2007
Get the colormug. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead.
"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
"Goddamn...If I watch this commercial enough times, I'm gonna NEED some Head On..."
by C-Mills January 09, 2008
Get the head onmug. "An unidentified man was found dead outside Primanti Bros. this morning...He was wearing acid-wash jeans and a black Neil O'Donnell jersey, which suggests this was the fourth successful case of Pittsburgh Suicide this week...Found near the body were a white male resembling Brett Keisel and a black male resembling LaMarr Woodley; neither have been questioned."
by C-Mills December 07, 2011
Get the Pittsburgh Suicidemug.