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Off-Fuck 

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Similar to the wing man in action the purpose of the "off fucker" is to take the attention of the secondary target and allows the main target attention to be directed to the main fucker. Similar to the way an off tanked mob is dealt with in many online games.
After you and the your wingman get a couple of chicks back to your place the wingman will off-fuck the lesser of the two so that you can main fuck the good looking one.
Off-Fuck by tvc-pria December 22, 2008
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Sawed Off Fuck 

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A short man/woman that acts like an asshole
Wow, Jim is a sawed off fuck!
Sawed Off Fuck by sheffy7401 August 4, 2016
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Off-Fuck • OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) • Sawed Off Fuck • Off You Fuck • off the fuck • Off ya fuck • fuck off • National fuck off day • fuck off bitch • big fuck off

fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off. 

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Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
well fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
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National fuck off day

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National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.
"stop being a cunt "
"why? "
"it's national fuck off day bro"
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lata bitch, get the fuck off my screen 

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Trick2g's famous line
trick2g: *outplays*
trick2g: LATA BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN
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make like a tree and fuck off 

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a term used by Ricky, a character from the popular TV show, Trailer Park Boys. A twist on the saying "make like a tree and leave". Ricky does this with many other phrases, such as "peach and cake (piece of cake)" or "denial and error (trial and error)".
Julian: Get the fuck out of here Randy.

Ricky: Yea - make like a tree and fuck off.
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Cheer up or Fuck Off

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Used when someone is in a shitty/pissy mood and they either have to cheer up or fuck off in order to not bring down the mood of everyone else.
Curtis says to Scott: "Scott, you need to Cheer up or Fuck Off"

Scott says: "Okay, thanks" *High Five*
Cheer up or Fuck Off by speckdog October 18, 2012
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briefcake 

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A handsome male lawyer.
"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker

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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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sexspan 

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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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