Octaphilia 

The perverse desire to emulate fashion, hair and music from the 1980's despite severe social criticisms for doing so.

"Patty what are you doing? The big shoulder pads, the big sometimes blue or green hair? What's up with your boyfriend too with the eyeliner? Don't you see that people are laughing at you?"

"Well my boyfriend still likes Boy George and Wham and I still like Pat Benatar and Dynasty and I think that blue hair is my best color. Get with it Suzie."

"Get with it?!!!! I hated that stuff even then! Your octaphilia is out of control!"

Octaphilia by Cirdellin January 4, 2010

ovaphilia 

- noun
1. Fetish involving the simulated laying of an egg or eggs by a female human. Variants include the eggs being of disproportionate size to the girl laying, the eggs being festively painted, or the laying female being dressed like a cute little cuddly animal (See Furry). You know, if you're into that.

- noun
2. The fear of scrambled eggs.

"My mom made bacon and eggs this morning for breakfast, but I have ovaphilia, so I sat down to eat, looked at the plate, and was overcome with unbearable terror; the only thing that calmed me was my love of ovaphilia -- I turned around quickly to look at the computer screen displaying my weirdo fetish porn and saw Joey Lauren Adams poppin' a squat wearing only furry orange cat ears, plooping out a shiny Faberge egg and all was right with the world."

ovaphilia by EggLover4Life December 25, 2007

Octachiliaoctagon 

A polygon with 8008 sides (hence its alternative name boobagon since 8008 resembles the word boob).

One interior angle is 179.955044955 degrees.
One exterior angle is 0.04495504495 degrees.

It has 1001 times as many sides as an octagon and is a very weird shape (despite its deceptively circular appearance).

The octachiliaoctagon is a truly unique polygon.

Octachiliaoctagon by gregben September 13, 2023

ofactaphiliac 

Someone who derives sexual arousal from smell's

Mason is ofactaphiliac

ofactaphiliac by Jason Jr March 17, 2025