ovaphilia 

- noun
1. Fetish involving the simulated laying of an egg or eggs by a female human. Variants include the eggs being of disproportionate size to the girl laying, the eggs being festively painted, or the laying female being dressed like a cute little cuddly animal (See Furry). You know, if you're into that.

- noun
2. The fear of scrambled eggs.

"My mom made bacon and eggs this morning for breakfast, but I have ovaphilia, so I sat down to eat, looked at the plate, and was overcome with unbearable terror; the only thing that calmed me was my love of ovaphilia -- I turned around quickly to look at the computer screen displaying my weirdo fetish porn and saw Joey Lauren Adams poppin' a squat wearing only furry orange cat ears, plooping out a shiny Faberge egg and all was right with the world."

ovaphilia by EggLover4Life December 25, 2007

Octaphilia 

The perverse desire to emulate fashion, hair and music from the 1980's despite severe social criticisms for doing so.

"Patty what are you doing? The big shoulder pads, the big sometimes blue or green hair? What's up with your boyfriend too with the eyeliner? Don't you see that people are laughing at you?"

"Well my boyfriend still likes Boy George and Wham and I still like Pat Benatar and Dynasty and I think that blue hair is my best color. Get with it Suzie."

"Get with it?!!!! I hated that stuff even then! Your octaphilia is out of control!"

Octaphilia by Cirdellin January 4, 2010

Ophilia 

Ophilia is a beautiful, funny, and overall awesome girl. She is very loyal and will always be open hearted

Ophilia is the best!

Ophilia by Lilroxtar April 23, 2018

orophilia 

oral sex.

They are vigorously involved in orophilia.

orophilia by uttam maharjan September 15, 2010

Ophilia+Alex

Some ophilias like alex’s like a crush but alex’s may not like them back as they already like somebody else

Friend: who do you like?
Ophilia: Alex

That doesnt work out. Ophilia+Alex is a no.

Ophilia+Alex by Reallyweirdperson December 14, 2020

Orophilia 

Orophilia means lover of mountains

Oro = mountain, phila = affinity to.

Jack: I wonder if there's a word for mountain love
Walter: orophilia

Orophilia by Bingus wingus December 6, 2021

p.c.ophiliac 

1) n. a student with a syndrome which renders its pathetic bearers paralyzed and driven into a hopeless state of enslavement by their own devices.

2)it figures you would look here since I just described you and you're uncomfortable with that.

3)an now you've continued to follow the words like a slave

4)

5)you looked at the blank one didn't you?
or else how did you know it was blank?

1) You.

2) The p.c.philiac didn't like the last example because it didn't have the word p.c.philiac in it, so this one's got it twice.

p.c.ophiliac by CMU Student March 13, 2003