Occasbian 

A lesbian who occasionally sleeps with men but does not identify as bi-sexual.

John slept with Jane? I thought she was gay.
She is, but it turns out she's an occasbian.

Occasbian by Professor Bullshit December 30, 2008

occasional furniture 

Basically, it's furniture that is used all the fucking while.

Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?

Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?

occasional furniture by ShittierJokes November 15, 2017

Rise to the occasion 

1. To meet the challenge of an event; to try extra hard to do a task.

2. To succeed in dealing with a difficult situation.

3. To do what is needed at the time.

4. To get a boner

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ex. 1. John was able to rise to the occasion and make the conference a success. It was a big challenge, but he rose to the occasion.

ex. 2. t's not easy to play your first match in front of a crowd that size but he certainly rose to the occasion.

ex. 3. When a crisis hits, will you rise to the occasion? She needed some help, so I rose to the occasion and volunteered my services.

ex. 4. He saw her breasts and then he rose to the occasion.

Rise to the occasion by The Ultimately One and Only September 26, 2010

occasional boyfriend 

That guy you occasionally do ordinary couple things with but turn it into a full blown sexcapade. It is a level above friends with benefits, is a little more involved, but still requires some of the basic rules of engagement, such as not over sharing personal information that would lead to emotional attachment.

Gift giving, remembering certain dates and holidays not required.

I went to go eat dinner with Jack last night where he then fingered me under the table. I gave him a blow job at the movie theater. At my place we screwed like animals before retreating into cuddling position for the night. I'll be going half way across the globe tomorrow, but that's okay. He's my occasional boyfriend, not a real one.

occasional boyfriend by Wasabi9494 March 2, 2014

very occasionally 

Is a paradox that you can use to confuse people of the frequency at which anything can happen.

For example: “That girl down there is a single mother who smokes weed very occasionally”.

very occasionally by Cultivationofthewildwoman May 22, 2018

occasional smoker 

a person who smokes cannabis from time to time, usually spanning from 2 weeks to a month or more. They are not to be confused with "pot heads" who smoke alot more. Occasional smokers usually have no problems remembering that many things, but can be forgetful sometimes, they are usually laid back and easy to talk to, you'd never know they smoke pot! They also seem to function well and take care of responsibilities and pot is not always on the top of their to-do list.

ex. Whoa! I didn't even know you smoked man! Your like all succesfull and stuff! Your definitley an Occasional Smoker man!

occasional smoker by MiTE GiAk March 26, 2008

Asian Occasion 

When a non-Asian person's eyes look Asian in a photo because of how they're smiling.

Don't use that picture for the Christmas card; Christopher is smiling differently from normal and has major Asian occasion.

Asian Occasion by red tea7777777 December 16, 2010