obtain

To gain, collect, or acquire something unto your possession.

I am going to obtain an STI from this chick in Chicago, its gonna be rad.

by Dr. Aarben November 10, 2014

obtain

A word Andrew MacPherson does not know.

Andrew MacPherson can't obtain the understanding of the word obtain.

by guy234587 March 19, 2014

Obtain the Grain

just a way for one, ie. me, to flex on yall with their immaculate use of the english language by speaking as the ones important to society do, its the competent way of saying "lets get that bread"

You: Lets get this bread
I, an intellect: Lets obtain the grain

by awholemess January 9, 2019

Lets Obtain the Grain

Instead of lets get this bread lets try Lets obtain the grain

Grocery list: Bread
OK boys Lets obtain the grain

by Lets_obtain_this_grain November 30, 2018

Sans_Obtain

I want Ab_C0re to fuck me in the ass so hard i can't walk because i love sucking and taking his massive cock

"Hi Sans_Obtain Did you and Ab_C0re have sex everyday?"
"Yes"

by NotAb_C0re September 9, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'"

<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'"

<.7.9.7.6.>Joseph Lo Truglio: "'It Costed Me Fourty Hours To Obtain A Rape Style Called: "The Sunflower Deed'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

obtainstuck

When you want to get stuck in and something is just getting in your way, you get obtainstuck!

Usual obstacles include Plunt Thor Thunder Tits or Shirker Bandits or guys called Sven.

It often sneaks up on you like a Patagonian Sneak Bear - you are all ready to go and BaNg - you are obtainstuck.

“Wow that Meer is getting proper obtainstuck man”

Triple H, I can't believe you won all my cash at poker, now I have no way of getting home - absolute obtainstuck!

What, they took my domain website name, now I'm proper obtainstuck!

by The Merz May 19, 2010