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obtainium 

any item, found or obtained for free.
"Love the new lamp...is that obtainium?"
obtainium by w.cook October 23, 2002

un-obtainium

The fictional element of a (person's) personality which makes them out of reach for either friendship, courtship, or a relationship.
She is 100% un-obtainium. She will never get involved with you.

obtanium 

A precious substance, gleaned from the desks of departing coworkers, or otherwise gained from non-standard channels.
So, that difficult guy in marketing was let go this morning -- want to go down to his cube and look for obtainium?
obtanium by cmackg May 13, 2005

Obtainition 

Ôb-tu-ni-shin (noun) the act of obtaining or acquiring something
Davis helped me a bunch with the obtainition of my home.
Obtainition by Onyx Tobias September 21, 2021

obtaining banana soule

To have done it all at this point you are a holy being who shall forever be a god the only way to lose banana souls is to stop tweeting BANANA SOULE and then linking alpharad deluxe channel at least once a day
Yo bro I just heard Ellie just told everyone the easy steps to obtaining banana soule!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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