Obsturbation

The process of getting an unseemly, unexpected, or surprisingly potent thrill out of witnessing something.

I caught myself obsturbating while watching a fat lady breastfeed.

For him, a car show was a great opportunity for obsturbation.

by dervonmoerfi March 31, 2010

Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009

black opsterbation

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.

Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.

by daBuster September 28, 2011

Obserbation

Masturbation while observing something sensual without whomever is being ovserved knowning that they are in fact being observed.

Ralph made an obserbation of the girls he could see as he peeked into the lockeroom from his vantage point in the pool.

by danthewordman February 2, 2015

obserbation

The kind of masturbatory or self-tickling non-questions one hears, more often than not, at academic panel discussions, disclaimed before or after by some form of the phrase "not really a question, I guess."

Whispered to an ally, loud enough for strangers in within a three-chair radius to hear, "Nice obserbation. I can't believe that guy's tenure-track and I'm not."

by Devan Goldstein February 6, 2009

Obserbation

An unintentional (see: typo) portmanteau of "observation" and "masturbation".

The act of pleasuring oneself while performing voyeuristic activities.

Jacking off to the view of your hot neighbor undressing would be considered an act of obserbation.

by the inane one December 19, 2009

Obserbation

The act of observing the act of fapping whilst fapping and being observed.

I saw a man conducting an obserbation three days ago.

by Capn Morg November 22, 2018