flaming hoop

in a word, diarrhea or any other type of shitting frenzy

Jack came down with a case of the flaming hoop.

by daBuster May 29, 2006

black opsterbation

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.

Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.

by daBuster September 28, 2011