Obliviosity
Being born oblivious to your surroundings. Having the condition of obliviosity and always being confused or absent minded.
Obliviosity by chitinobi January 2, 2012
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Obliviousity
The state of not knowing what's going on around you, but probably smiling and nodding right along with everyone else anyway.
Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.
Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.
He was so oblivious, he wasn't even aware of his own obliviousity. How did he get to be in charge, anyway?
Obliviousity by Are these real words now? May 4, 2016
oblivocity
oblivocity by caz alemien February 13, 2009
Obliviocity
To disappear from view at a speed that is un-noticeable. Watching an object that is receding into the distance at such a speed that you do not realise it is no longer there...
Staring at another person while on a heavy acid trip. The light around them fractures to the point where the dancing aurora meld into a kaleidoscopic hallucination and the subject slides into obliviocity.
Obliviocity by StuHefner July 30, 2011
Obviosity
Obviosity is used to describe a situation where a person lays a trap or tells a lie in earnest but the trap/lie is so obvious it's stupid.
1: A lie.
Guy 1: "I just killed twelve super dragons and made them into burgers." (An actual attempt at lying.)
Guy 2: "That statement is riddled with obviosty. You couldn't kill a super dragon if you tried AND there' only ten super dragons in existence."
2: A trap.
Guy 1: "Alright! The guard left his post for lunch and there's the top secret information just sitting there unlocked and unprotected."
Guy 2: "This is sooo obviosity"
Guy 1: "I just killed twelve super dragons and made them into burgers." (An actual attempt at lying.)
Guy 2: "That statement is riddled with obviosty. You couldn't kill a super dragon if you tried AND there' only ten super dragons in existence."
2: A trap.
Guy 1: "Alright! The guard left his post for lunch and there's the top secret information just sitting there unlocked and unprotected."
Guy 2: "This is sooo obviosity"
Obviosity by Halted Progress June 16, 2009
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