obviosity

The quite obvious fact that an event happened right before your eyes, yet some jerk has to scream "did you see that!?!'

John had the obviosity to point out the apparent balloon that had just popped.

by surajr. May 31, 2011

Obviosity

Obviosity is used to describe a situation where a person lays a trap or tells a lie in earnest but the trap/lie is so obvious it's stupid.

1: A lie.
Guy 1: "I just killed twelve super dragons and made them into burgers." (An actual attempt at lying.)
Guy 2: "That statement is riddled with obviosty. You couldn't kill a super dragon if you tried AND there' only ten super dragons in existence."

2: A trap.
Guy 1: "Alright! The guard left his post for lunch and there's the top secret information just sitting there unlocked and unprotected."
Guy 2: "This is sooo obviosity"

by Halted Progress June 16, 2009

Obliviosity

Being born oblivious to your surroundings. Having the condition of obliviosity and always being confused or absent minded.

Sarah has obliviosity and never has a clue.

by chitinobi January 2, 2012

obviocity

When someone says the name of a city EVERYONE knows, but they feel the need to name the state it's in.

When describing her travels, she said Seattle, WASHINGTON and New Orleans, LOUISIANA which were both an obviocity.

by Lorrrie Bensky Smith May 20, 2017

Obviousity

Obviousities are nouns that are blatant.

Example 1: "Did you see that ninja? Yes? Exactly. He's an obviousity, and needs to be fired."

Example 2: "Spare me the statistical obviousities and give me the details!"

by ObviouslyanObviousity March 2, 2011

Obviomity

The essence of saying something that is blatantly apparent.

Saying "If I stepped on that bug, I'd kill it, is such obviomity"

by TaVe-Ronin November 22, 2022

obviosulty

obviously slutty

That kids obviosulty

by Stivchyk July 6, 2017