Obliviousity

The state of not knowing what's going on around you, but probably smiling and nodding right along with everyone else anyway.

Spelled with a "u" because... I dunno, Greek or something.

He was so oblivious, he wasn't even aware of his own obliviousity. How did he get to be in charge, anyway?

Obliviousity by Are these real words now? May 4, 2016

Obliviosity 

Being born oblivious to your surroundings. Having the condition of obliviosity and always being confused or absent minded.

Sarah has obliviosity and never has a clue.

Obliviosity by chitinobi January 2, 2012

Obliviously

When something is so obvious it freaking confuses the person who didn't see it, making them oblivious.

"Hey did you know Clark Kent is really Superman?!"
"Yes, didn't you?"
"Obliviously not!"

Obliviously by ModernByron June 25, 2015

Obliviocity

To disappear from view at a speed that is un-noticeable. Watching an object that is receding into the distance at such a speed that you do not realise it is no longer there...

Staring at another person while on a heavy acid trip. The light around them fractures to the point where the dancing aurora meld into a kaleidoscopic hallucination and the subject slides into obliviocity.

Obliviocity by StuHefner July 30, 2011

Obviousity 

Obviousities are nouns that are blatant.

Example 1: "Did you see that ninja? Yes? Exactly. He's an obviousity, and needs to be fired."

Example 2: "Spare me the statistical obviousities and give me the details!"

Obviousity by ObviouslyanObviousity March 2, 2011