Oblivical 

A Bible thumper acting oblivious, often in regards to a fact or basic human right.

Albeit he now condemns gay relations , pastor John remain remains silent when questioned about his 4 year romantic bisexual relationship that had taken place 2 years prior to his priesthood. He suddenly became very oblivical shortly after his recovery.

Oblivical by Eric Michael Bennett July 15, 2022

oblivaclit 

Anyone with a clit who is oblivious of what's going on around them

Shireen was so fuckin busy blabbing that she didn't even notice when Rob smacked the back of her head with his dick. What an oblivaclit!

oblivaclit by suegoo December 16, 2008

obliviation (ism);(ist) 

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.

Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

obliviation (ism);(ist) by J E Walker November 20, 2003

obliviblock 

(V) To have a clueless coworker tell an interminably boring story in a common space that you can’t walk away from because you’re the only other one there, particularly galling when you’re trying to get actual work done, or leave early.

Our IP guy completely obliviblocked me when I was trying to slide out an hour early today. Caught me as I was opening the doors to the elevator Bank, I sat holding a 30 pound door for twenty minutes as he recounted every excruciating detail of the most boring project ever. Did he think “why is this dude holding a door and looking at his watch every eight seconds”? Did he care? Anyway, when the story was done (or he stopped to breath) I noticed I had missed my train home so just slunk back to my desk to do some more work.

obliviblock by BoredBill December 13, 2017

Obliminal 

A vague word that can be used in any context, usually to describe quantity or the state of something or someone. When you first hear this word you may not be able to stop saying it for a few days afterwards. WARNING! this word is not a cross between oblivious and subliminal, so don't even think of using it thusly!

Gregory: Don't worry guys, the drinks are on me, I have an obliminal amount of money!

Gerald: Ahh that's alright for some, I'm skint...it's obliminal! oh look, there's Steve...STEVE...STEEEEVE!

Steve: Oh hey guys, didn't see you there. Whatever you do, don't go in the toilets, the mess in there is obliminal! Where is Gary by the way?

Gerald: He's at the bar getting drinks, but he's taking an obliminal amount of time, I don't know what the hold up is.

Gary (returning from the bar): OK guys here are your drinks, oh hey Steve when did you get here?

Steve: Only a few minutes ago mate, traffic was obliminal, oh and by the way, don't go into the toile...

Gary: ...I know mate, it was me, i shit everywhere! it was obliminal.

Obliminal by Flukemaster5000 November 21, 2010

Oblivitard 

What you call someone who is so oblivious to the affection of even the hottest of girls, to an extent that he is also labled as a retard for doing so.

Guy 1: Did you see that, he didn't even notice that hot chick flirting with him!!! Guy 2: What an oblivitard...

Oblivitard by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2010

oblivirate 

to fucking destroy!!

I WILL OBLIVIRATE YOU!

oblivirate by renir March 3, 2010