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Oblivicate 

Oblivicate , -or

Combining the terms Oblivion, Pontificate and Defecate.

Verb-

Speaking about inappropriate things while on your phone or to others. Doing this in public areas or around your cubicle workers. Speaking on an uncomfortable subject even though it obviously makes the other person uncomfortable.

Noun- (Oblivicator)

A person sounding off on various subjects at nauseum while totally ignorant that there are others around. Someone so arrogant to the idea of hearing themselves speak that they do not care who else hears their stupid banter. A person’s lack of awareness or indifference to their surroundings. Lack of common courtesy.
Verb:

Elly: My tampon didn’t fit well today so I sent my husband out for some new ones. I hate it when they don’t fit, it makes me so mad. I wish there were other ways to stop the bleeding.

Co-worker: uuuuhhhhh, ok……

Elly: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a girl; it would be so much easier. Then I wouldn’t have the babies and have to get an episiotomy. Episiotomies are sooooo gross. They cut you on the taint and blood squirts everywhere. Then the babies head is so big……

Co-worker: oh god…I have never witnessed someone oblivicate like you.

Noun:

Gene- Oh my God! My co-workers over on the other side of the building haven’t stopped talking since they got in three hours ago.

Jill- I know, the boss loves them so much he joins in their inane conversations too. I am afraid he is becoming an oblivicator like them.
Oblivicate by Stinky MacBurr December 15, 2009

[Oblivite] 

When you invite someone to an event, because you know they will find out that you went with a lot of mutual friends.
Oblivite: Inviting someone to an event that you really don't want to come along, because you know they will find out everyone went.

"I had to oblivite Carol to the movies, because she would have seen all of our check-ins on Facebook. "
[Oblivite] by Dr. Brizzy December 11, 2016

obliviation (ism);(ist) 

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.
Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.
obliviation (ism);(ist) by J E Walker November 20, 2003

obliverate 

When an idiot means to say obliterate and refuses to admit he's wrong.
We really kicked their butts playing pool. WE OBLIVERATED THEM.
obliverate by Frank Rizzo May 13, 2004

oblivirate 

I WILL OBLIVIRATE YOU!
oblivirate by renir March 3, 2010

oblibidated 

Very, very drunk; intoxicated; wasted; inebriated as with large quantities of drugs and alcohol.
Today I drank 3 40's, smoked a quarter bag, and did a bunch of coke. I am oblibidated.
oblibidated by manlittle June 3, 2010

Obliminate

A fusion of the word elimate and obliterate. Used for when you absolutely fuck some bitch up.
Yo I'm about to Obliminate your stupid ass.
Obliminate by Blp7 May 27, 2017
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