An individual that lives in a constant state of obliviousness. (Noun) 1.) Describing someone who can not see the obvious, though they have been told repeatedly. 2.) Usually pertaining to one individual in a relationship, while the other runs all over town with their pants down.
Mike, I saw your wife leaving a hotel with some guy this morning. No, couln't have been her, she slept at her sister's house last night. She needed some "alone time". Mike, your a freaking obliviant!
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An oblivious idiot.
Someone who stops in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket blocking the way with their trolley so nobody can get past and not even realise it. Can be applied to many similar situations.
by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003
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Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality
Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality
by Morrauk April 22, 2006
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by HBIC412 July 27, 2015
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Augustus Waters is afraid of oblivion.
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both of these traits are shared with an NPC (non-player character) from the video game "Oblivion" hence the name.
The NPCs in this game are infamous for having the dumbest conversations and acting extremely robotic, snapping towards you if you engage with them.
These people will act just like in the game and are generally very stupid.
both of these traits are shared with an NPC (non-player character) from the video game "Oblivion" hence the name.
The NPCs in this game are infamous for having the dumbest conversations and acting extremely robotic, snapping towards you if you engage with them.
These people will act just like in the game and are generally very stupid.
Paul: hello friend, would you enjoy a cup of coffee and a sandwich at the cafe for lunch, it would very much please me.
Friend: you are such an Oblivion NPC
Friend: you are such an Oblivion NPC
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